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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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