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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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