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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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