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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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