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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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