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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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