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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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