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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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