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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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