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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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