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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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