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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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