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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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