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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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