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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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