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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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