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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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