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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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