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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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