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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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