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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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