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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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