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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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