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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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