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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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