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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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