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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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