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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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