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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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