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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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