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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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