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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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