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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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