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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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