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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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