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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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