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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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