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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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