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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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