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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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