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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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