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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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