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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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