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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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