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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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