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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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