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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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