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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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