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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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