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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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