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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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