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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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