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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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