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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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