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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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