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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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