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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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