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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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